How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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