He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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