Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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