How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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