Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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