Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
