Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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