Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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