so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
