P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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