U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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