Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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