Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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