girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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