no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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