New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Reggie can tackle my bush.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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