It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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