I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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