wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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