they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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