My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Did I show you my penis last night?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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