Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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