I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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