handjob tips. give me some.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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