these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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