Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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