ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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