if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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