OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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