the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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