Whod you bang
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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