Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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