I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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