Have you finally orgasmed yet?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
my poor anus
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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