why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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