I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
