I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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