Is it normal to miss your booty call?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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