So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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