We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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