Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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