i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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