This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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