I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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