I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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