Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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