NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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