you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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