I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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