Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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