But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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