Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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